Tuesday, March 17, 2020

Jurassic Burgers




After watching too much Jurrasic World, the weird wonky and very Hollywood sequel to the Jurrasic Park movies there is a plot point that has been bothering me quite a lot. Be wary spoilers ahead, if such a story can be spoiled. Regardless science brought dinosaurs back and a rich man built a park with dinosaurs with the backing of a shady mega corporation. Then things goes wrong because an underpaid employee is bribed into stealing research samples and shuts down the security system during a typhoon. Years later the part is rebuilt, and reopened elsewhere on the island and became successful. However the oversized featherless birds did not make all the money in the world, so evil rich man decides to make a better raptor, naturally somethings goes wrong and everything goes to hell in a hand basket, again.
The movie after that deals with fetching dinosaurs and ferrying them of the island as the volcano is going critical, instead of saving them, evil corporate greed man decides to do the dumb money scheme built around selling the dinosaurs to the highest bidder, then make a super raptor again to use for war purposes. Which is very silly all things considered, because drones and tanks are ultimately better and less squishy. Without the ability to go berserk and tear allies to shreds. In the end it leads to an epic fight between an intelligent emphatic raptor and the enraged super raptor, the good guys wins and the evil bad business man die along with most of the other guests at the locations, plus some unforgettable scientists. Heroes saves the day and the handsome white hunter and raptor trainer survives to be badass in an inevitable sequel. Ranting and poor plot summary of Jurrasic world aside.

Imagine this; Instead of making genetically engineered war machines and park attractions, there is clearly an untapped market for huge slabs of sizzling tyrannosaurus steaks, people would pay through their nose to eat this exclusive meat. Not to mention being able to breed creatures at that impressive size could do wonders for the meat industry. Since being able to grow anything of that mass is very impressive. Thus I can only conclude it is possible to grow unintelligent meat made from cultivated cells, bypassing the whole ethical dilemma of taking a life and you know co2 pollution and excessive energy usage.

Yes, I do believe it would work better as a plot point to serve dinosaur burgers, than to sell a dinosaur soldier.

Zaceron Signing out and do enjoy my ongoing fantasy story.

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