Saturday, March 30, 2019

Captain Marvelous "review"


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Captain Marvel is the best and strongest female character ever seen on the silver screen. She got super-powered by the all mighty fabric of reality changing mcguffin coveted by the big burly blue final boss. Not only is she a test pilot that is so well loved that she could name a prototype plane. Her love interest is a woman of color and also a perfect flawless pilot. Not to mention she got trained by a mighty warrior race in such awe of her gravitas they tried to keep her down, but Captain Marvel takes no quarter. Oh, and she can shot energy and fly in space is also in all likelihood bulletproof and borderline immortal. Being blond and attractive is also one of her virtues, who better to be the face of female representation and minorities. A black Captain Marvel is a preposterous idea. The supreme prowess of the blonde bombshell makes all opposition crumble before her might, not even spaceships and defenceless shape shifters in the guise of an old lady can escape her fist of righteousness. Everyone loves her flawless attention sucking black hole of a personality as well. Heck, she even helped establish the most powerful parahuman organization on earth. The fact that she inserted herself into the story near the end makes her the ultimate role model for any aspiring woman or girl that want to make it big and to be the very best, without being held down by toxic masculinity, the patriarchy and the man.  The only one to surpass Captain Marvel is her intelligent alien pussycat, an eye scratching ball of fluff. I have never witnessed a such a more selfcentered self insert wish fulfillment character in all my life which raises her power level to goddess like proportions. I've not seen such a remarkable female lead since the master piece My Immortal. It must be fun to make millions writing a character without flaws, vices and inner demons. Captain Marvel as portrayed by the actress Brie Larson is beyond such thing as petty cisgender while make movie critics and comic book fans, whom just wants a good story.

In conclusion a movie well worth watching, with a perfect feminist hero we need, after all there is not gender representation in mainstream media.

Zacero

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